Gospel of Girls

Moving on from my previous post and…
Lets make our own gospel.
Our own religion.
Join the Woman Cat-holic.
Drinketh my blood and eatheth me out for… erm…
Girl can only be priest and they christen things by putting one or two fingers on or in ‘there’.
The equivalent of holy water.
The first christen themselves whereafter they’re priests.
Their pee is to be considered holy.
Anyone committing a crime is no longer part of the religion.
Anyone who remains in the religion after committing a crime, and it is revealed, will locked away in a very dark and cold place, or something.

Advertisements
This entry was posted in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s