It’s very unsexy and I think it was a way to let off steam and it feeling like living with a secret, and my mum forcing me on the toilet.
Otherwise I might have chosen some other way.
I still want a nice chick/girl/lass to spit in my salad to erase the memory from the GUY that did it.
I tried the same with peeing by putting a bag on my willy and let it go but Kate Bush is the only girl I tried that on.
I pretended to be that celeb, e.g. Lavinia Milosovici pushing her bum back, like gymnasts do to please the male members of the jury.
I repeated it after being in the looney bin but quit for good after with a girl on local telly, really nice and shy, it was porridge like.
Alex Jones would be a candidate for now, especially when the One son Bbc Two!
And most of all Amy Thompson who probably shakes after peeing judging by her moves on Milkshake!