Monthly Archives: February 2012

While stationed in the army, one of the ‘men’ called for me. Was I asleep? No. But I pretended to! I then heard some noises, assuming he was having a toss! Aurelia Dobre? Maybe some other gal(s) from that issue. … Continue reading

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Who now then to poop your…

Who now then to poop your pants over?
If I’d do it again, on my list…

Girl from trivago
Laura Tobin
Victorious!!!!!
Louise Lear
Louise Redknapp already done
Charlotte Hawkins & Sarah Hughes Sky News

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Know that girl from the t…

Know that girl from the trivago commercial?
Shag me once and she’d have a free hotel room
for a week!

If I wank over her she needn’t even shag me!
(starts teasing me…)

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I originally posted this …

I originally posted this in the Whitney Houston post, but my
shit galaxy phone is mental.
Anyway, I was fulfilling my militairy duty.
Once, I was so horney, I decided to poop
in the trash bin instead of wanking.
I used loads of toiletpaper though, it
was fully covered.

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Just a quick me-mory of …

Just a quick me-mory of Witney Houston.
When I was in the army, I was once browsing a Playboy touching/teasing myself when suddenly I looked at the preview where it announced Witney Houston for the next issue when I had it all at once over my shirt.

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pooping pants

When I was younger I did some panty pooping. It’s not something I’m proud of or even a fetish, but at the time it must have done a good job of/dealing with letting off steam, pressure, stress, frustation. That’s what … Continue reading

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