Piss, Shit and Vomit

This is a post I wrote earlier…
If that line sounds familiar…
Helen Skelton caught puking on
camera during her trip on the
amazon, Naomi Wilkinson tweeting
about puking, and already we’ve
got 2 celebs for our Piss, Shit
and Vomit – Celebrity Edition.
Ellie Crisell would just smile at
the word piss.
Sheet* probably smile at vomit.
Better for us, sheet* be in that vid.
Sofar we’ve got Ellie Crisell, reading
(about) a shitty report, so fucking sick
she’d have to throw up.
As Dr Olvey’d say in his book – ‘I was in
deep shit’.
Who’s shit was it anyway?
Starting of with Helen Skelton, Naomi
Wilkinson, followed by Holly Willoughby and
the not yet menstruating member of NewsRound -
Nelly.
In fact, this video doesn’t satisfy our
sick minds and in Part(y) II they getting
snotty and menstrual, hence nearly killing
us.
Nearly suffocating, we enjoy all the green
and cunty greases they have to offer.
Except Nelly from NewsRound.
She’s like paedo stuff.

* Sheet is apparently Brazilian for shit.

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